Another Day, Another Dollar

Well I’m back in the not so flowery Garden State a.k.a New Jersey this week spreading the HP printer gospel. So far the crusade has been a successful one. We have sold quite a few of the new-new machines and if not selling we’ve sparked mega interest. (People tend to buy anything new and hot off the press.) I’ll admit the first day back in the northeast after a one-week teaser in the south was tough. On the flight back up I must have slept with my mouth wide open and sucked up all the icky recycled air on the plane. In the process of my in flight snooze I’m sure I probably scared a couple of people as well and afterwards I was left feeling not too swell. My throat felt like it was on the verge of acting up and thankfully I had the tools (medicine) to shut that operation down pronto!

To sum up today’s event… “Another Day, Another Dollar.”

Mariella and me kicked things off by taking some pictures of the new machines, the display, our new tool-kits, and of course there was some vanity in the mix. To provide you with a glimpse of how grueling our work day is I give you these semi-decent flicks from our day of play – I mean work in Jerz…

Oh, and um… two days until vaca! Can I get a “Ya Mon?”

First – The Dweeby Pose. Here Adrienne is modeling a gorgeous HP Marketing toolkit. Inside this bag she has the info to give her the power to blow your mind. With a wink, smile, and some printer jargon prepare to drop your dollars on a brand new printer or two. C’mon, give it up!!! Round of sound…

Next – The “I’m Dreaming of a New Printer” Pose. Staying away from the new-new L7680 machine is so much harder than staying away from a man showered in TAG and AXE body products combined.

Moving on – Partners in crime. Despite the photographer’s extra shaky hands and inability to get a super clear photo, we liked it anyway. Even a little blur can’t hide the two lovely HP ladies here.

Lastly – The Light and the Dark. Here we find out why black on black is not always a grand idea. While Mariella looks like an absolute angel, Adrienne’s attire screams darkness. Much the same why Dave Chapelle called it out in his Prince skit. Yes, Darkness…

And with that I’m out!

Peace,
Adriana